It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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