I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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