Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
What a dumb baby whore.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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