Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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