So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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