she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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