Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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