..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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