He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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