ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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