i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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