All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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