i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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