it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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