I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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