do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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