whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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