check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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