addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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