READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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