one two three fourrrrnication!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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