so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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