I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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