Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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