haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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