Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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