these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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