I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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