Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust

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(901): View more from Tennessee

people would bow to what i just did to her vagina

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(281): View more from Texas

On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?

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(407): View more from Florida

You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.

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(419): View more from Ohio

apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"

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(432): View more from Texas

Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like

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(647): View more from Ontario

woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?

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