I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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