She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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