you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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