Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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