dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
They took my balls.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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