Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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