we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life