Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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