NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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