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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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