we're blogging at a bar
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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