2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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