He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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