Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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