Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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