The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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