Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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