so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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