She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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