Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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