I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I have already put on my inside pants.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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