Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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