It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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