singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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