does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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