Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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