literally had 100 drinks last night.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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