On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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