Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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