"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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