I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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